Entschuldigung, jetzt kommt Sperma

De Roni Kolmän tut en ganz bruddaler gwese sein und dea had imma gsagt: „iea baddi leit wait“, wenna treniad habe tut des bedarfs

:D

Epic Benis

May the 4th be with you too nyo

Fake Dejiko nyo

Locket Runcher

night*

good ♥♥♥ ht

nyo

Don't give me a pro tip ♥♥♥♥♥ you a nobody. How bout I give you a pro tip, what Imma do is imma flop my BBC out on the table when your mom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invites me over for dinner. You're going to see a big piece of beef on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ table. I-Imma tell you to go in the kitchen and give me all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasonings you got. I need you to get the garlic salt, I need you to get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasoning salts while my BBC just sits there on the table and you just see it pulsating like moving liver, that's been taken out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow. And you're just gonna stare at it and Imma be like KEEP SEASONING, stare at you, KEEP SEASONING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you gonna be keep seasoning my meat, over and over again. Keep seasoning it ♥♥♥♥♥. And imma pull out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flop my BBC on the table its gonna go squelching noises like a slime noise cause its just covered in saute. And imma take that BBC, walk straight to your mom's mouth and stare at you.

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are you uwu uwu?

bloke

nyo

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-nyo

My spirit will rise from the grave, and the whole world will know that I was right.

Fake Dejiko nyo

windows xp finally became real

How about I take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Covenant, chase you down in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snow you're running. You see a bunch of us in Black cloaks running towards you. You see me in a gold cloak, big tall muscular evil ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ running at you. First I start off like this cuz I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up then I start speeding. Then I just go and I just sick my whole Covenant and they're just chasing you running at you like wolves in black.. in black capes they tackle you. Run this is you right I'm me. This is you, tackle you. grab you I call over rocks. single at him. rocks comes from behind you. I have all my Covenant cloaks ripping off your clothes your ass naked in the snow stuck like this just stuck and I hold you down. Your're like "STOP EEUHHH EUUUGGGHHH"! And I'm like "rocks"! I make the snap, rocks rips off his clothing, Flops out his BBC Junior on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right ass cheek on the left.

 

make us whole Mami-san

so... no head?

mommy

R.I.P James Gandolfini he aint gonna be missed.

How 'bout that prick's face when he saw the gat?

GOOD MORNING MAMI!!

The strong, silent type.

Nobody's got AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

this guy really fell off huh

RISE AND SHINE LADIES! GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM

I ascend.

this guy really fell off huh

pippeliperse

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS

Sal from Impractical Jokers

+rep racist

Am Valentinstag haben ich und mein Toaster ein Date mit meiner Badewanne

hei, kuinka voit sirno

keiju voilevite

sirno

Reminder that this is a Mami/Cirno zone. Endorsement of false prophets and other blasphemous beliefs will not be tolerated.
- Anti-heresy act section 1, § 9.

someone's got to cover her when she's on a holiday

what the ♥♥♥♥ have you done to mami

sal from impractical jokers