MajikLand Beliefs

1-Don’t refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your ‘team of writers’

2-Someday, once humans are extinct, I hope whatever species rules Earth makes chicken nuggets in the shape of us like we did for dinosaurs.

3 - Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.

4 - Time doesn't exist. It's an exclusive construct derived from the primitive human mind

5 - As grandma used to say, "stop being a whiny little ♥♥♥♥♥ and eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gluten".

6 - If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

7 - If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.

8 - Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.

9 - If I ever do anything wrong please remember I'm not existing on purpose I'm just trying my best as the human I've been forced to embody

10 - Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.

11 - I salute brave men & women who make & made the ultimate sacrifice of defending our country.

12 - You never really know if you're over someone until you're in the car and they're in the crosswalk

13 - Hey suns wearing sunglasses: that's not going to help, stupid. Think about it.

14 - They should have warning label pictures on booze like they do cigarettes. A picture of a guy being arrested with his ♥♥♥♥ out.

15 - Imagine a fish coming into your home wearing a mask and watching you eat breakfast bc that's what snorkeling is

16 - Sometimes you have to forgive and forget. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist. Move on!

17 - If cough syrup wasn't meant to be abused, why does it come with that little shot glass?

18 - Hardcore way to eat Ramen: 1.) boil water 2.) eat block of ramen 3.) drink boiling water 4.) snort flavored powder 5.) ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥