this man denies creaming in my dog

this man farts in childrens faces and likes it

this guys pees himself when hes scared

im going to cream all over you

please let me cream all over you

this man walked up to me in a public space (with children in proximity) and asked to grab my giant ♥♥♥♥. someone please call the authorities (they do not believe me, i am schizophrenic).