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I'll have you know you little ♥♥♥♥, jeebz was scouted for multiple teams and left just cause it was boring, you will NEVER hold a candle to the talent he was born with. take your whining and groaning and moaning and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and go outside because clearly this game isnt your strong suit. you are NOTHING and you will never be ANYTHING. YOUR LIFE is as valuble as a summer ant, im just gonna stomp you until youre nothing but a smear on the asphalt you little 4'11 high bmi index chud.
you are WORTHLESS. you serve ZERO PURPOSE. you should abandon match irl so that someone valuble can utilize the oxygen that youve been wasting. So what are you here for? the only thing you should be doing is worshipping jeebz. WORSHIP JEEBZ. ABANDON MATCH. KEEP YOURSELF SUPER SAFE BUBBA BOTTOM PERCENTILE INDIVIDUAL
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ 👁️ ⠄⢹⣿⡗⠄ 👁️ ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⢄⣀⣀⠤⠤⠤⡎⠄⢀⠴⡆⢀⣀⢤⠐⢱⠃⠙⣞⣳⣺⣿⠘
⠄⠄⠄⣤⢤⣎⣠⣧⢕⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣦⣏⡺⢅⣵⣿⢰⣿⣿⣶⣝⡿⠣⡜
⠄⠄⢰⣤⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣟⠿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⡷⠄
⠄⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡪⠷⣾⣭⢻⠏
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢀⡼⡫⠏
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⢅
⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢈
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡰⠋
⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏
⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿
*Picks you up and puts you on my lap*
Yummy :)
*Bounces you up and down*
Fun right?
*Flips you around so you are facing me and starts bouncing you*
Hahahaha fun right?
*Kisses on the cheek*
Tasty kisses!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠃⠼⢽⣿⣿⠿⠻⠛⠻⢿⣿⠀⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⢬⠃⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠻⡄⠀⣇⠀⠃⠀⠘⡇⠀⠄⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢈⢸⡿⣦⣀⢀⣀⣴⣿⡆⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠙⠳⠞⠁⠸⠷⠦⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠤⠿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⣠⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⢀⠠⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠘⠤⠁⢰⡆⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⠤⡉⠐⡀⠀⢿⠸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠄⠀⠀⡘⢀⠆⠡⠀⠀⣈⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠈⠤⢁⠂⠀⡟⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⠆⠀⠀⠀⢀⣐⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⡁⠁⣼⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⡀⢀⣷⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡔⠀⣼⣿⡇⣀⠀⣿⣿⡆⣡⠘⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⡞⢀⣾⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⡇⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣴⡇⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⠍⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡀⠀⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⡸⠁⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢀⠈⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢿⡿⠁⠀⠘⣿⣿
⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣛⣹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣆⠀⢻⣿
⣦⣀⡀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡃⠄⠤⡶⠋⠉⣁⣠⣴⡆⠰⠛⠻⠻⠢⠘⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⣁⣀⡊⣘⣀⣀⣤⣿
⠀⠯⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⡄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⢄⡀⡠⢤⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢰⠑⠃⠀⢸⠀⠀⠈⡇⡴⠢⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠫⡀⠀⠙⠀⡼⠀⠀
⠐⠒⠒⠋⠀⠈⠓⠚⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠇⢧⡀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡦⠦⣀⠀⢳⠀⠀⡄⠀⢠⠀⠰⡒⠢⡀⢖⠒⠒⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢎⠀⠀⠈⠙⠁⠀⠧⠤⠏⠀⠀⢇⣠⠇⠸⠭⠥⠤⠀⠀⢱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⡴⡒⠊⠙⡆⠘⡄⠀⠀⡤⠤⣤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡴⠒⠒⠇⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⣤⠖⠃⠀⠈⡆⠀⢀⠔⠁⠀
⠀⠻⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠋⠀⠀