Lois: Meg, put your bib on.
Meg: I don't want to wear a bib.
Lois: Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.
Peter: She means your nipples are sticking out.
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One of the reasons Perl is faster than certain other unnamed interpreted
languages is that it binds variable names to a particular package (or
scope) at compile time rather than at run time.
-- Larry Wall in <199709050035.RAA29328@wall.org>
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Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
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Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?
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The whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.
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Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?
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game not over :)

Remember the time you saw chuan in real life

yea what the ♥♥♥♥ are oatmeal bacon cookies

herro