[FM-84โ™ซ] Alzeid Baylock
Schwarzherz der Zerrรผttetwusky   Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
 
 
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Amber Run - I Found

And I'll use you as a warning sign
That if you talk enough sense, then you'll lose your mind
And I'll use you as focal point
So I donโ€™t lose sight of what I want
And I've moved further than I thought I could
But I miss you more than I thought I would
Oh I'll use you as a warning sign
That if you talk enough sense, then you'll lose your mind
And I found love where it wasn't supposed to be
Right in front of me, talk some sense to me
[x2]
And I'll use you as a makeshift gauge
Of how much to give and how much to take
Oh I'll use you as a warning sign
That if you talk enough sense, then you'll lose your mind
And I found love where it wasn't supposed to be
Right in front of me, talk some sense to me
[x4]

2518 [soundcloud.com] [Arcade High Remix]





































It's fun when I meet toxic haters and they have the flimsiest ad hominem arguments ever <3 [pastebin.com]
Currently Online
Random Quotes โค (And stuff)
Those that are unable to sacrifice, will gain nothing in the end. The one who clings on to everything the hardest, will lose the most, every time. You cannot hold every grain of sand, and the tighter you clutch, the more you will squeeze out in your quest to keep.

Anu was here.

Fury. Choler. Hatred. Rage. These are what one who is powerless feels towards the cold, uncaring world around them.
Personality test, take one; INFP-T [www.16personalities.com]
89% I, 86% N, 54% F, 55% P
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December 16th, 2015: Sucessfully made Lith drop an F-Bomb :D
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December 19th, 2015 I can't speak with proper spelling - P4WS 2015
Blackheart drawn by the wonderful Akinyi [www.furaffinity.net]
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January 22, 2016: *Lith having a laughing shitstorm seizure*
Blackehart: Lith, THINK OF THE DEAD BABIES, LYING AT THE SIDE OF THE ROA- OH THAT CAR'S BACKING UP ON HIM, MMMM, LOOK AT THOSE GUTS
*Lith only laughs harder, coughing hard* "Oh my god that's the funniest thing I've heard all day, bab I gotta tell my mom"
*Comes back laughing still*
Lith: I CANT STOP IMAGINING IT XD
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February 6th, 2016: Lith shits himself for 35 minutes laughing at terrible dead baby jokes. Drops another F-bomb.
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February 7th, 2016: Lith: "What's up niggs?" OwO

August 28th, 2016: Lith says "Fucking" for the third time =D

Important/cool people:
Tiniest but deadliest fennec :3
The best draggy
RAINBOW FENNEC
Kindest seafood-loving fennec you'll meet
Was friends for a day, made fanart of Blackheart out of nowhere :D
Fwuffy dog butt :D
Cutest loli

Hands on eyes
We hide from the dark in the light
And I'll survive
When my heart's torn and all of my lungs sore
You're so right
I've been waiting for you all my life
You're right on time
For my heart to give out to your lung's allure

...

When the weight of all your worlds come crashing on your skin
And all you ever wanted was a life to live again
You're not alone
You will carry on

And I found another reason to love the life I live
To see the world at large, to bury all my sin
I'm not alone
I will carry on


Old avatar Source, by Slyus! (I love his work .//w//.) [www.furaffinity.net]

Probably the most moving thing I've read in a while ;~; [i.imgur.com]
Butt irl [gyazo.com]
MUH FEELS ;-;
ITT: Russia is Tsundere [pastebin.com]


Fact: Vanilla and Chocolat by Sayoi are the two best kitties :3
Fact: Zettai Ryouiki (Absolute Territory) is on par with snuggling in terms of cute factor and hawtness.
Fact: I like Zettai Ryouiki :D
Fact: I own a bunch of kneesocks, and a pair of thighhighs too. They're fuckin' warm and cozy!
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December 26: TIL Lessigen gets drunk off of human excriment and the tears of little asian girls ._.

Kattflickan ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: *splash feces into eyes*
Kattflickan ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: Are you drunk?
Kattflickan ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: Stop eating guano
Lessiclaus: nah I dont drink much yet
Lessiclaus: *hic*

...

Lessiclaus: the latter wasn't necessary mang
Lessiclaus: like come on
Lessiclaus: I don't do that *often*
Kattflickan: LOL

^Being told I immortalized it

Lessiclaus: I said that specifically to elicit you to put that on to distract you so I could prey on more helpless schoolgirls
Lessiclaus: :3

(This is obviously satire, Lessi's a cool dude : 3)

Kattflickan: Sally forth, my children
Kattflickan: Re-form the oceans in the name of our god
Kattflickan: THE WATER FLOW WHITE IN OUR WAKE
Lessiclaus: thats very realistic
Lessiclaus: wait.
Lessiclaus: WAIT
Lessiclaus: IS THE SEA SALTY BECAUSE THERE'S SEMEN IN IT
Lessiclaus: EWWWWWWW

Dec 27th: Lessigen learns the true nature of the world.
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(Trying to view some photos I took at the cottage)
Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: wow
Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: Photo Vewer just broke
Lessispoops: owo
Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: I cant prewview my shit ;w;
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(Randomly linking people shit I re-discovered i wrote from 2009, one thing was repair bots affectionately named 'Dipwads')
Des: Dipwad though :3
Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: :D
Des: I'm so gonna use that word~
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Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: Literally, I am so cold I don't even feel anymore
Des: Are you slowly turning into an ice block?
Des: :3
Bikkasa, Solaire of Astoria: That sounds quite warm

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(Talking about my old Axis Inc. forum account)
Bikkasa: Oh god my original account
Bikkasa: Its got my Xfire linked to it xD
Bikkasa: Was only active on it for 357 days
Bikkasa: I look back and see how carefree and srs I was back then
Bikkasa: Then I look at the last year
Bikkasa: And realize
Bikkasa: How much of a flamboyant faggot I have become
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Bikkasa: Yuds
Bikkasa: Why did that typo make me think of cheese curds
Lessispoops: cause you're like the only one who reciprocates
Lessispoops: my insane rambling
Lessispoops: with more rambling
Lessispoops: :D
Bikkasa: :D
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Havoc: no but there is literlaly nothing there
Bikkun : So?
Bikkun : That's called flat chest.
Bikkun : So you're a really tall loli.
Bikkun : Watch your back.
Bikkun : <-- Is a lolicon
Havoc: TIL im a really tall loli
Bikkun : Wait you have a gun to so it's like AKB0048
Bikkun : CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS
Bikkun : Yeah
Bikkun : That's it
Bikkun : You're getting raped
Bikkun : :3c
Havoc: wait it took you that long to notice the thompson
Bikkun : Naw, was focusing on my build
Bikkun : Then it hit me: You're like one of thje AKB girls
Bikkun : SING FOR ME LITTLE GIRL
Bikkun : SING AS I TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY
Bikkun : SING FOR ME IDOL
Bikkun : BANZAI
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Kattflickan: You've also got an eyepatch on
Kattflickan: So no depth perception
Lunara: Need none
Kattflickan: Oh ofc
Kattflickan: You just trip into men's laps~
Kattflickan: In return for them helping you walk places you let them shove their man-meat into your armpits
Lunara: Ffffffffack aff
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Invictus Oblitus ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: http://i.imgur.com/w8riXSR.jpg
Invictus Oblitus: ' ^'
Remmy: Almost like Mario Kart
Invictus Oblitus: XD
Invictus Oblitus: Except with busses and a lot of angry vikings
Remmy: Yush~
Invictus Oblitus: We need a game like this
Invictus Oblitus: Angry Viking Kart 4
Invictus Oblitus: Blizzard Edition
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Dosh: When i was growing pubic hair
Dosh: I thought i had blue waffle
Kittyvictus ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: :|
Dosh: But actually it was that thing hair gets out of
Kittyvictus: Don't make me cleaveland steamer you.
Dosh: Cleaveleand steamer?
Kittyvictus ใ€Ž(็ตถๅฏพ้ ˜ๅŸŸใ€: *waits for it*
Dosh: YOU SICK FUCK
Kittyvictus: BLAME MY FRIEND
Kittyvictus: HE HAD THIS JOKE SCAT PHASE
Kittyvictus: ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD
Kittyvictus: ;~;

After Dark with Ruffles and Bikko... Never again... The horror...
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Hetalivictus: *RAPE HARDER*
Dosh: Thanks~

v Then being told I wall'd it
Dosh: FUCK
Dosh: ME
Dosh: SIDEWAYS
Hetalivictus: :3c
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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Actual quote of Cherry Riot on Feb 12th, 2017
6:24 PM - 7th Ward Dragon @Las Vegas: Give me turbo aids on valentine's
6:24 PM - 7th Ward Dragon @Las Vegas: Ty ty

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15/03/2017
2:47 AM - [FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: I almost forgot you want to be drilled by a dog
2:47 AM - [FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: You zooey
2:47 AM - [FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: :>
2:47 AM - 7th Ward Dragon @Las Vegas: I mean
2:47 AM - 7th Ward Dragon @Las Vegas: okay

https://gyazo.com/1d9eca22e443e4fe636df87ea2c18c9b
THE DAY CHERRY RIOT GOES FULL ZOOEY.

3:25 AM - ฮถth Ward Dragon: I think docking is kinda hot tbh :v
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March 4, 2017
Shardsies @ 3:34PM on Discord:
"I prefer the term Scatmaster."
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March 13, 2017
Shards @ 1:12AM on Discord:
"Hey Emily would you scissor a two year old monkey?"
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June 7, 2017
Scharnhorst enthusiast: thigh highs are hard to wear
Scharnhorst enthusiast: they fall down
[FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: tfw kooky krumbles is a crossdresser now
Scharnhorst enthusiast: nooo
Scharnhorst enthusiast: just socks
[FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: still counts faget
[FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: Also they better be striped
[FM-84โ™ซ] Dรผsterzentrum Kรถtzwusky: You dick
Scharnhorst enthusiast: no way
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December 26, 2017
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069164413
Had this absolute gem of a child try to tell me it's all DE's fault that his latency was breaking Cetus's doors. How it was *ALL* DE's fault, and yet not once did he suggest any reasoning behind it to be anything except on his end. Not a shred of suggestion, nothing to help the devs he so self-righteously bashes.

Also had the stupidity to think I'm an apologist. I'm not. I'm a sh*t disturber. Here to test people's arguments and resolves by riling them up nice and angry and seeing if THAT is what it takes to make them actually defend their point using real logic and not subjective bullcrap.

Well, he failed, pretty badly. Not surprised, most do these days. A shame, really, some people have some good ideas, they just expect someone else to fill in the details. Which in that context means 'everything.'
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Anu Jul 12 @ 7:53pm 
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Astra Noctis May 31 @ 7:53pm 
fite me
Caylen Delacy Mar 31 @ 6:50pm 
Just diiiiid
Caylen Delacy Mar 31 @ 5:16pm 
ima make you miiiine
Caylen Delacy Mar 31 @ 2:39pm 
GAYEST GAY!