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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:06am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 5:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 10:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 10:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:38am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:44am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:30am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:27am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:28am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:28am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:45am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:36am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 5:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:52am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 9:44am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:28am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:24am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 6:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 10:29am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 8:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 10:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 9:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 3:32am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 2:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 1:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 7:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 6:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:11am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 8:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 5:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 9:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 10:34am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 2:49pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:06am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 7:52am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 6:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 2:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:06am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 8:16am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 2:43am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 2:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:30am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 6:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:56am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 11:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:43am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 6:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:19am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:25am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 3:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 8:16am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:10am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:21pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 8:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 5:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 11:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 3:55pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 10:16am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 7:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:46am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:37am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:46am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 11:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:06am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 1:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 1:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 6:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 6:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 12:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:03am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 6:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:14am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 11:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 9:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 10:52am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 6:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 5:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2022 @ 3:55am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2022 @ 7:58am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2022 @ 5:09am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:24am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2023 @ 12:17pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 9:50am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 5:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:10pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 10:49am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 11:11am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 3:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:46pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:15am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:12am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 5:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 2:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 5:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:46am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:37am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 2:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 5:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 11:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 11:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 8:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 3:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 1:54am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 2:33am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 2:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 5:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 10:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:28am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 12:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 11:42am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 3:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 6:22am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 5:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 5:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 2:51am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 3:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:33am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 10:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 10:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:53am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 8:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 12:52pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 6:23am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 12:42pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 3:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 4:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 2:53am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 7:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 10:43am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 12:51pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 10:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 4:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 3:16am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 4:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 5:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 6:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 6:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 6:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 10:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 6:55am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 8:34am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 9:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:48am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 7:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 8:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 1:32am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 25, 2022 @ 2:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 6:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 1:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 1:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 1:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 6:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 2:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 3:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2022 @ 4:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 8:58am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 9:56am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 8:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2023 @ 10:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 3:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 4:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 8:04am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 8:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:22am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 4:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 4:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 4:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 9:59am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 8:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 4:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2022 @ 9:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 11:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:54am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:16am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:20am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 5:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2022 @ 8:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 5:08am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 4:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 4:45am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 6:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 6:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:08am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 7:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 6:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 10:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 10:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 1:08am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 5:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 11:42am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 5:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 4:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 3:23am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:30am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:28am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 11:47am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:52am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 9:56am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 5:05am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 4:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:58am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 2:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 4:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 12:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:52am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 5:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 7:44am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:00am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:57am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 11:11am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:02am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 4:45am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:55pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 11:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2023 @ 10:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 10:42am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 11:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 10:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:17am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+5

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