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Apr 27, 2018 @ 7:02pm 
+rep good pet negro
Apr 20, 2018 @ 5:16pm 
:( no one lov me :(((((
Apr 19, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
Awh I do luh you bb
Apr 19, 2018 @ 5:23pm 
+rep ily and u luv me i think
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:19am 
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:19am 
I 🤔want🙏🏼 to ram👋👋 my 👨🏻‍⚖️meatsnake😏😍🍆🍆💦 down ⬇️Judy😍 Hopp’s 🐰💦throat🍆👅👀. Keep in mind🤔💦 I’m 😎about 4🍆 times🍆💦 her 😍size🐰, so my😎 wiggler🍆😎 is DIPPING 💦🍆into ⬇️her😍❤️💦 intestinal👍 acid👍. She😘 can’t😂 🅱️reathe😤😡 but 😤😎she ❤️😘DIGESTS💦😍 the 🍆tip😝 of my😎 sausage💦🍆💦 and 🕋lives☘️😻 upon😽🙀 the nutrients💩😤. She😘 cries😭 and cries😥😭 and tries😤 to reach👍 for 🙃her 😘gun 😭🔫- but🤔 it🔫 isn’t ❌✋️😱in ⬇️her 😍holster❌👌.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:19am 
I’ve 😎💦got👍 it behind🙌 my😎🍆 🔙. I 😎💦pull😣😤 it🔫👌 out😋😞 - she 😍🍆💦freaks😂😜😝 out😝🤡😜. You✋️ can see👀🤔🙄 what little👌😩😤 hope👏🙏🏼😾 she🐰😍❤️ has 🙏🏼left 😾degrade 😭👌further 🔙🤔and ✋️further🤔😝 - she 🐰🍆wont✋️😏😧 survive🙏🏼😩😭 this🍆💦😭. But ‼️✋️😱she 🐰❤️💦has👏 one☝️ 🙏🏼thing🦊🙌, one 👆☝️hope🤞🙌👏🙏🏼🤔, one☝️🙀 PERSON🙎🏿‍♂️🤞🙌to 👈cling💪👅 on👀 to🦊 - and he 🦊🙀just ❗️knocked❗️🤜 on 😢the door🚪😫😱😭. "Judy?"🐰🍆😍 I 😎🍆hear 🗣👂Nick's🦊😱 voice🗣 and👿 picture 💭 🦊💩his🦊😤👿 smug❌😡😳 face😷👺😳 before😥😳😈 i 😎💦see👀😏🤔 it🦊💩👺.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:18am 
I 😎💦🍆turn ❗️↗️around🐋😲. NICK💩🦊🦊😫😫😤😱😰😳😷👿. He 🦊☠️stands🚶😪 there 👉👏horrified,😱😳😱 groceries🍅🍏🍐 in 😒hand,✋️👌🤛 as👂🖕 he🦊🖕😵 witnesses 😵😰🤤the 😬horrors👿👻🍆💦 happening🍆💦💦💦😍🐰 before⬇️👉 him🦊🖕😂😂. Judy🐰😍😘 is 😗☺️CHOKING😵😱😤 on 🔛my 😎🍆pork 🐷chop 👿and🧀 running 🏃🏿‍♀️🙀😰out😬😮😫 of 😤😔😏😳air😵😵😵😂 - and 🤠time🤞👏🙏🏼🙌🎃. Her 🐰😍❤️💕tearful😂😢😭 eyes 👁👁look👀🙄🤔 to 👉Nick🦊😤😤😫 in 🐭desperation😫👏🙌🤞, then 👣💕realization🤔😮😧😱, as😠 she🐰💕😍 sees 👀🙄🤔the 🤠revolver 🤠🔫in ⤵️my 👉😎👈 hand🤚🤜😼.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:18am 
I 😂😎lift💪🤳 it🔫🔫😂🦊, quivering👏😧, at🤣😂 the 👏Wilde's🦊😠🖕 freaking🙀😰😱 face🦊😤😠😡👿. He 🦊😡👺freezes❄️❄️😱, my 👍😎👍finger👉😍 squeezes🙀🤣, a ☝️shot 🔫🔫😱😰rings 👂👂off🙌. Hole👌😾🤗 in👉👌 his🦊😤😠 head🙇🦊,🦊 brains🤣 on 🙇the 👈wall🙀😤👿 behind↩️ him🦊😤😡👍. I 😎👍have👏🙌👍 slain 😡😎the 👺🙌❄️mighty👿😡🤗 🦊🦊Nicholas 🦊🦊Wilde🦊🦊😱😂😤, and🤖 extinguished🤢😳 the🍄 dying😵🤕🤤 flame🔥🔥💥 of ⛄️hope🙌👏👐🙏🏼🤞 that🍜 judy😍🤤😩😫🐰🍆💦💦 clung💪🙌 to👌👌👍.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:17am 
She🐰💦 stops❌✋️ fighting💪🤛🤜 for👏🙌 her 🐰🍆💦💦life👌👍🔥 after ❌😜watching🙄🤔👀 Nick 🦊😤😒👃🏿sink😵😰💉 to👉 the floor.😒😔😂 Within 🤞👏seconds🕞🕥🕚, she🐰💦😍🍆 is🤡 dead💀😩😤, mouth 👅😍😋still🤞🙌 on 💋🐫my👉👉😎 sausage🍆🍆💦, reaching👉👉 all👉👉 the👉👉 way👉👉 down 👇👇⬇️to 🎶her 🐰💋💦😍💦🍆stomach😂😂🤣. Finally👏🙌🕞, it 🍆💦bursts🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Gallons😩😂😩 of 😂piping😱🤤🤤🤤 hot😳😅😂 cream 🐄🐄are🐙 flung👉👉 into 👉😂🤣the🐫😜 stomach😎🤑 of☹️🤓 the😗😂😅 dead ☠️💀👻😇😂🤣Hopps🐰😍😍🍆💦😉🐙. At☺️😁 last🕞🕛🤤, I 😎😎😎am 🤧satisfied.🤤🤤☺️☺️😎
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:16am 
I've got a new toy for us to play with UwU Pulls knife out and thrusts it into ur abdomen * OwO do u like that, daddy? *ur blood spurts out and covers our bodies UwU ur blood is so squishy and soft! starts pulling knife downward, u cry out in pleasure ur intestines start to spill out I twist the knife, sending spikes of pleasure throughout ur body i stick my muzzle into ur abdominal cavity and inhale deeply mmmmmmmmm ur so warm notices ur bludge it so big OwO somebody's happy ;) bites ur ear off i can taste ur blood its so sweet on my toungue-y woungue-y oh god im so hard! u pass out in ecstasy mmmmmmmm, I'm getting hungry licks lips
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:15am 
i am a furry and i accidentally masturbated to human porn. i was browsing a furry porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any humans in my furry porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.

after the guy (and i) finished, the human sat up and that's when i saw it... her hands. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no homosapien" but i fear it wasn't enough
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:15am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Oct 9 @ 6:23pm Hey w^ hands you a box of semen-laced cookies I want your big daddy meat~! give it all to me~
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:14am 
'Cause there 👌 is 💦 no 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like 💖 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Send your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑 into 👉 shock 😰
You need 👉 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 of 💦 course-♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Grab 🎸 the 🎸 lube 💦🎸 and 🎸 slam 🎸 the 🎸 day 🎸🌞 away

My shaft 🍆 is 💦 quivering, my 👨 balls 🏀 are 🔢 turning 🔄 blue 💙 as
I think 💭 of 💦 drinking 🍻 in 👏 a 👌 foot 👟 or 💁 even 🌃 two 😍
My favorite 😍 stallion 🐴 that I 👁 keep 👌 in 👏 my 👨 top 🔝 drawer
Slip 🎸 it 🎸 in 🎸 and 🎸 out 🎸 be 🎸 dripping 🎸 goo 💦

As I 👁 take 👊 more 🍗 ♥♥♥♥, 🍆 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Shut the 👏 door 🚪 and 👏 turn 🔄 the 👏 lock 🔒
Is your 👏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 a 👌 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥? 🍆
You 🎸 will 🎸 never 🙅🎸 hear 👂🎸 me 🎸 saying 🗣🎸 neigh! 🐴
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:13am 
The YiffnessGram™ 💦Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult 😩👌👈as it continues. The 200 😻pound bara furry test will 💋begin in 30👀 nyas. 😽🙀🙌Line up at the cage doors. The breeding 💙💜💦speed starts slowly💦😩, but gets faster🔥🔥 each minute after you hear this signal.😻 [nyaa!!~<33] 👅A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~]💙💙 Remember to yiff💦💦 in a fursuit, and yiff 👀👀👅👄as long as possible🐱💞.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:13am 
Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:12am 
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Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:10am 
A female, on le csgo? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:09am 
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1: Threatens, harrasses, or bullies
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Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:08am 
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:08am 
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:07am 
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:07am 
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:07am 
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Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:04am 
⛺Who Am I?

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:03am 
⛺-No Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, Idiots ( No i will not jack you off for a Dragon Lore)

⛺-No random group invites ( like ♥♥♥♥ off with the anime groups)

⛺-No private profiles ( I aint no getting dedosseeddd today)

⛺-Don't ask me stupid questions, I am not Gabe, I can't solve every problem on here.

⛺-Don't send me links, I don't care if you say it is harmless, already get enough blue screens

⛺-Most important rule, please for the love of ♥♥♥♥, don't send me random game invites. like i dont want to play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrerria server that your dad made!!
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:03am 
In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)

Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little ♥♥♥♥ heads who mic spam)

Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"

Busy: Probaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jacking My Huge ♥♥♥♥ To Anime

Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)

Offline: Probaly havnt payed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet bill

Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:01am 
I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)

Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)

"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
Apr 18, 2018 @ 9:00am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:59am 
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:59am 
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Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:57am 
"♥♥♥♥♥♥faggot" is ok to say because a negative times a negative is a positive. It's just basic math dude. Go back to 7th grade if you don't understand it but I'm going to keep bringing positivity and tolerance to the world with this word.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:57am 
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:57am 
He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ♥♥♥♥, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my ♥♥♥♥? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ♥♥♥♥" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ♥♥♥♥." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ♥♥♥♥, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:56am 
He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ♥♥♥♥. What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:55am 
Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:55am 
A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ♥♥♥♥, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my ♥♥♥♥ all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my ♥♥♥♥ all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:54am 
my dad owns a company

i make more money in 1 min than you do in your life lol

i walk into the hq and people stop typing and clap

♥♥♥♥ you for being to selfish to help me

and i was going to pay you lol

2 bad now

i guess you dont get any of ur precous money
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:53am 
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
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Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:50am 
It says "If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭"
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:48am 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___♥♥♥♥♥ Don't mind me just taking pewdiepie for a walk
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:48am 
Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:47am 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:47am 
The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:45am 
i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:45am 
Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.
Apr 18, 2018 @ 8:45am 
All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".

This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.

31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time.