JESUSARIUS REX
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In this game you play a man who is forced by Brendan Fraser to find items needed to open the entrance to the Center of the Earth. Little does Brendan know, he's actually sequencing a code for opening the door to The Rock's Scorpion mummy tomb. Even though he's getting negative Steam Reviews, he continues to hound players and force them to do his menial tasks. He even forces a 30 year old version of Jenny Weasely to help, most likely kidnapping her from Harry. The Cowboys from Brokeback Mountain even make an appearance. One of them is poisoned and you save him by picking up firewood and violins for Brendan. If only G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Pawn Shop Chronicles were good movies... If only he could still guest star on King of the Hill and Fairly Odd Parents... Maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't have come to this.

I recommend this game to people who want Brendan Fraser's weeny in their butt.

I do not recommend it for people who didn't like the Mummy because it's pretty much the same thing except you don't actually see The Scorpion Mummy Rock it's just implied.
Kimmy Aug 26, 2022 @ 10:38am 
Hello. Sorry I missed your message. I would like to extend my toe warranty by another day. Please message me back as soon as possible.
Kimmy Jun 25, 2022 @ 9:58pm 
Hi, I think you left your other toe at work today. Do you mind coming to pick it up after Church? Thanks.
PunchingPigeon May 29, 2020 @ 3:26pm 
No u
Kimmy Jun 18, 2019 @ 3:54pm 
How thicc is your thing dic though? Asking for a friend
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The Most Sepreme Looks Maxer Mar 12, 2019 @ 10:23pm 
No ur thiccer