Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
ㅤ* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
ㅤ* Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

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holland was here
10:40 PM
12/11/2014

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