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COOL SANDERS   Airdrie, North Lanarkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Mango Pirate Jan 1, 2019 @ 5:13am 
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Mango Pirate Jan 1, 2019 @ 5:10am 
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Kerillian Dec 2, 2017 @ 12:48am 
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It's BAD to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASIAN and tell them how DISGUSTING they are!
一帶一路 Jun 19, 2014 @ 11:19pm 
BURD BOAT :dealwithit:
RAGZ Feb 19, 2014 @ 7:09am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? :berserk: I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. :d2naturesprophet: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. :d2tidehunter: You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo. :d2rubick:
eirei Feb 18, 2014 @ 4:13pm 
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