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jormungandrew
Aug 14, 2013 @ 8:15pm 
Dude, you might want to respond to Lindy. I think it might be Ron Howard.
Lindy
Jul 13, 2012 @ 10:51pm 
I know what an erection feels like Michael.
Lindy
Jun 25, 2011 @ 2:13pm 
You don't want a hungry dove down your pants Michael, thats how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
Lindy
Jun 11, 2011 @ 9:46am 
OK look I know you got a crocodile in spelling but this has gone too far.
Lindy
Nov 21, 2010 @ 3:09pm 
Can we please have one conversation thats not about my rack, Michael.
Lindy
Nov 20, 2010 @ 11:32am 
Could've seen me get some major action. From a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology if you know what I mean.
Lindy
Nov 19, 2010 @ 10:27am 
You just cost yourself one fine man, and one fine CD of him singing "Love is in the Air"
Lindy
Nov 18, 2010 @ 1:04pm 
That was supposed to be for me! She was my au pair, I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room!
Lindy
Nov 13, 2010 @ 5:42pm 
Crindy!
Lindy
Nov 13, 2010 @ 11:42am 
I'm an ideas man Michael, I think I proved that with ♥♥♥♥ Mountain.
Lindy
Nov 13, 2010 @ 11:19am 
You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!
Lindy
Nov 12, 2010 @ 10:07am 
What the hell is going on with you lately? I wanted to watch Hindsight and you weren't there, I wanted to pack up and desert the family and you don't want to.
Lindy
Nov 10, 2010 @ 6:14pm 
I know you got a crocodile in spelling but this has gone too far.
Lindy
Nov 10, 2010 @ 11:39am 
You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go out and club some beavers?
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:07pm 
I am behaving like an Uday look-a-like.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:04pm 
Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this Michael but theres such a thing as brotherly love.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 6:42pm 
Its like we finish eachother's... sandwiches.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 6:25pm 
Well I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife that its hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 6:14pm 
So, I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 5:45pm 
Guess what I'm calling it? Hot ham water.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 4:23pm 
And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and ♥♥♥♥ me.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 4:15pm 
I can't say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 3:48pm 
Rita corny Michael.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 2:30pm 
And he won't hear about the good stuff, he'll just hear about the beating.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 2:17pm 
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 8:22am 
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:57am 
Come on you're old enough to figure this out, I'm nailing this broad.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:47am 
I pushed him right into someone elses skanky boney arms.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:39am 
You never promise crazy a baby.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:37am 
Look at us, crying like a couple of girls.
Lindy
Sep 7, 2010 @ 7:14am 
You don't happen to know a good bird hospital do you?
Lindy
Sep 6, 2010 @ 9:33am 
My brother's widow, its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.
Lindy
Sep 6, 2010 @ 9:25am 
Just ring it up with the dong tea.
Lindy
Sep 6, 2010 @ 8:59am 
If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room I'd slap your face.
Lindy
Sep 6, 2010 @ 7:55am 
Baby, you got a stew going on.
Lindy
Sep 6, 2010 @ 7:51am 
I wine em and dine em but I don't let em tell me what to do. I DON'T let em tell me what to do.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 7:27pm 
And thats why you always leave a note.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 7:13pm 
She's with her debate club and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semi-finals.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 4:48pm 
Stick a wrench in me, I'm done.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 4:33pm 
And I'm gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 3:42pm 
Good job buddy. Thanks friend.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 3:39pm 
Take a good look Michael because its the last time you're going to be seeing THESE!
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 3:26pm 
The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 3:21pm 
I've got a surprise for him, first I blow him then I poke him.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 2:41pm 
Now when you do this without getting punched you'll have more fun.
Lindy
Sep 5, 2010 @ 2:38pm 
Well Michael I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
Lindy
Sep 4, 2010 @ 3:35pm 
Its as Ann as a nose on plain's face.
Lindy
Sep 4, 2010 @ 3:33pm 
You're right, I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your pop-pop proud.
Lindy
Sep 4, 2010 @ 3:32pm 
Hey, where the ♥♥♥♥ are my hard-boiled eggs!
Lindy
Sep 4, 2010 @ 3:21pm 
I should be in this Poof!