Laser's Magicka Achievement Progress

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:47am

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:52am

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 11:19am

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 12:09pm

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2011 @ 9:36am

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2011 @ 10:11am

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Defeat Khan

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 10:14am

88mph

Get thrown back in time by Vlad.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 11:30am

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 12:42pm

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 1:22pm

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2011 @ 2:16pm

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2011 @ 2:47pm

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2011 @ 2:53pm

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:49am

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:46am

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:51am

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 8:48am

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2011 @ 1:54pm

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 11:23am

Houdini

Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 11:21am

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!

Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 9:45am

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 11:14am

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 11:27am

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 9:52am

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.

Unlocked Feb 28, 2011 @ 12:20pm

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.

Unlocked Feb 28, 2011 @ 12:36pm

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2011 @ 12:06pm

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2011 @ 9:09am

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2011 @ 9:37am

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2011 @ 10:13am

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2011 @ 1:15pm

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 9:55am

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2011 @ 12:14pm

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2011 @ 10:14am

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2011 @ 11:16am

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2011 @ 12:28pm

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2011 @ 12:19pm

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2011 @ 2:22pm

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!

Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2011 @ 12:04pm

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2011 @ 12:09pm

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Unlocked Aug 7, 2011 @ 12:03pm

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

Unlocked Apr 7, 2012 @ 1:26pm

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

Unlocked Apr 7, 2012 @ 1:51pm

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

Tenderized!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.

Ultra-Violence

Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.