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28 of 60 (47%) achievements earned:
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Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 2:26pm

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 3:29pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:12am

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 3:31am

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:25pm

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 3:29pm

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked Mar 12, 2020 @ 11:22am

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 4:47pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 8:40am

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 8:58am

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 3:12am

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked Feb 23, 2020 @ 3:12am

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 3:20am

Insubordinate

Get Fired
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:48pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Ouroboros

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Stonks

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:27pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 12:37am

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 5:24pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked Feb 22, 2020 @ 8:11am



Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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