i think that breakfast is actually the secret to success, it's been hidden from us for generations, the 8 people that own half the world's money know this secret

we're gonna be billionaires with this knowledge dan

once we make it big we'll pay to be on a magazine cover, where it's a giant bowl of porridge with bananas, we're in it in our bathing suits, posing seductively, and the magazine is titled "sean and dan's secret to success