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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello,

So I recently looked into your family history as requested and found out you're a distant relative to the inventor of the first toilet, King William P. Flush (the P stands for Poupé) who is of French/Austrian origin. This is quite the finding as before he died, he left his estate to the rightful heir of the porcelain throne! Yes, it is exactly as it sounds; you're going to be a king! What will your first decree be as king? How will you manage the province of Toilettia? Will you be as tyrannical as William P. Flush and rule with an iron plunger?

The world is watching Krillin. I have no doubt you will have an everlasting impact on the people you rule.

P.S. Also your card got declined and you still need to pay me for my ancestry investigation services. I will allow payment in the form of royal gold flake toilet paper or the spice melange as referred to by South Park.

With the brownest of regards your highness,

Dandy,
Surveyor of Heritages and Information Team (♥♥♥♥)

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