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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:17am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 11:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 7:19am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 6:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 9:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 11:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:47am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 8:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 6:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 8:01am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 10:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:58am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 5:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:44pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 5:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:20am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 5:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 6:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 11:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 7:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:30am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:49am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 8:01am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 6:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 6:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:36pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 8:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 11:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:50am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:55am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2023 @ 5:18pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2023 @ 9:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:52am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 12:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 12:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 11:53pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 11:53pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 12:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked May 24 @ 10:03am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 28 @ 1:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 6:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 5:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:08pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:56pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 4:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 11:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 12:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 5:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 6:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2023 @ 11:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 6:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 9:21am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2022 @ 7:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 11:04am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 3:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:41am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 11:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:12pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 10:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 6:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:57pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 9:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 9:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 4:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 9:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:49pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 11:03am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 11:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 11:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 2:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 10:55am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 11:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:49am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 11:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:07pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:35am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 9:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:33am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:03pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 10:11am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:54pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:28am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10 @ 10:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 5:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:29pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 10:47am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 8:01am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 10:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:28am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 9:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:49pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 2:22pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:35pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 10:43am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 10:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 11:04am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 22 @ 8:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:02am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:56pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 10:55am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 12:35am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:06am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 11:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 8:01am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked