Why do you ran away from Lei Wulong? Do you really think we are forced to take an anna rage drive mixup when you are low on hp? My objective is to win not to play "fair". GGs anyway

[4:38 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
all these years later and I'm still chasing the dragon of the funny feeling I got in 2005 when princess peach took off her clothes to turn invisible in paper mario 2

[5:44 PM]
Kraal:
lmfao
heartfelt condolences to all whose sexual awakening coincided with goombella giving mario a thank-you kiss

[3:37 PM]
Kraal:
Its cloudy and rainy as ♥♥♥♥ so I don't get to see the eclipse.

[3:39 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
rip
terrible

[6:15 PM]
Kraal:
DId you see ot

[6:23 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
ya
not 100% full though
that only happened like 15 minutes away

[6:23 PM]
Kraal:
you put on your little wokeglassees and stared at the soyn...

[6:23 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
lmfao
yes

[6:23 PM]
Kraal:
Craning your neck
Pretty embarassing.
I'm glad I didn't even have the opportunity.
So I didn't have to stop grinding.

[4:02 PM]
Kraal:
*staring down at my feet, shuffling nervously at an open mic*
y'all ♥♥♥♥ with girls so Latina that they look Asian...?
*scattered applause*
mmmhhuhhh... and here's... my take on Taylor Swift's... emmmh... "Wipe it Off"
*seven gangly white girls storm the stage and pull off my limbs*

[Saturday 2:19 PM]
Kraal:
I'm making holiday concoctions the likes of which have never been seen

[Saturday 2:19 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
lmao
do tell

[Saturday 2:20 PM]
Kraal:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2300841854456973302/6685E75B6CDAC421A8F092E6CFFD560F2A333DF8/

[Saturday 2:20 PM]
Blob DeFlame:
wow

[Saturday 2:20 PM]
Kraal:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2300841854456974771/46CAD4082EA21D18B192FA1BC981EFCFD480E2DF/
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2300841854456976581/86EA94F1978ECCBE52DEF70EF6676AD47CBE4E57/
They're calling it "starting the day off right." And it's taking the nation by storm.

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST JOLLY TIDINGS OF DECEMBER 2023 GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

[12:38 AM]
Kraal:
and the LAMP OIL’s red glare, the BOMBS bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our KING was still there

https://i.imgur.com/JY3jmVQ.png

[2:57 AM]
Kraal:
/r/pics - 14 minutes ago
Spent WAYY too much time on this one :lunar2019laughingpig:
[picture of totemic effigy assembled from human arms]

[Monday 10:41 PM]
the cool one:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SSNcYGWG00I/maxresdefault.jpg
shamed

[Monday 11:07 PM]
Kraal:
No Chin. No Abs. No Ass. Here's Why This Grub Deserves To Get Shot

[6:51 PM]
Kraal:
few know this but before each blow I deliver in a fight IRL I do the same thing as spirit breaker when he's in his animationless cast point for Charge of Darkness

[Yesterday, 10:15 PM]
Kraal:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2040732161938299201/53CBDE0F474E10B0D62E598B8F1A9FA9161B4CB0/

[Yesterday, 11:01 PM]
the cool one:
lmfao
so good
never a bad time for a gooning joke

[Yesterday, 11:05 PM]
Kraal:
there are at least a few but I will nod and smile
(Erm, actually, there ARE inappropriate times to make a gooning joke)> ☝️🤓 <-- man bringing his emergency goon kit into the diocese bathroom

[1:01 AM]
Kraal:
walks into the gas station bathroom and pulls my pants all the way down to my ankles to check in the mirror for a cutie mark

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST AND BEST COMMENT OF 2023 GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

[6:59 PM]
Kraal:
She's an evil enchantress / and she does evil dances / guards her life with twin glocks / that're made out of plastic

[4:01 PM]
Kraal:
fetid soil of pyrochat has the lads blooming

[2:42 PM]
Kraal:
Hahaha, excellent... Now, DALL-E, show me "Pop Team Epic at Abu Ghraib."

[1:01 PM]
Kraal:
Haha thanks for checking up on me man. Well long story short I have entered a dark period in my life

[5:35 AM]
Kraal:
ppl paying for ASMR twitch subscriptions are being scammed.
Somebody needs To tell them About Dutch people Playing doom 2 custom maps.
that's how you fall asleep in 2022.

[5:53 AM]
Kraal:
Imagine the embarrassment of not omly walking into a spinning lariat but getting launched as if it were a sort of wild haymaker
Careless

[3:34 AM]
Kraal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOdx8MTi1tU&t=78
theme of buying three mcdoubles without crying

[3:08 AM]
Kraal:
https://web.archive.org/web/20211229080938/https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1866178389141967729/2AF7ED9A4F8F899CDE05364F21B445155BAFC1BC/

is this guy from the dota anime

[3:08 AM]
the cool one:
lmfao
I don't recognize him from what I saw
but there might be a season 2 I haven't seen

[3:08 AM]
Kraal:
https://web.archive.org/web/20211229081216/https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1866178389141969150/0CAD3794185308BA01AD88BB25CB702E9C4F27FC/

what about these guys.

[3:08 AM]
the cool one:
they look vaguely familiar

[3:08 AM]
Kraal:
kraalistani warriors facing down jimbo the terrible

[12:10 AM]
Kraal:
Alexa. Set Volume to Maximum. Play "Droning White Noise 10 Hour." Set Frequency to 175hz. Trust the Process. Set status to "Bike-Pump Boy; Do not Disturb."

[1:54 AM]
Kraal:
tortururers under the aspect of the Dirigian Spire would perform the "Testicular Charleston" on their victims by the thousands. today there are fewer than seven hundred deaths per year per 100,000 pop. by scrotal catastrophes worldwide. makes you think, huh? well, see ya next time!

[6:38 PM]
Kraal:
extremely telling that my many foes have woven a hysterical, pearl-clutching narrative wherein I am "VIOLENTLY and AGGRESSIVELY DEMANDING that the cashier give me literally EVERY SINGLE PENNY from the MOST HOLY AND SACRED cash register one-by-one"

[2:37 AM]
the cool one:
Using Google autoreply actually a Chad move?

[2:38 AM]
Kraal:
Sounds good to me.

[1:52 AM]
the cool one:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/600/207/d39.png
*******YOU ARE BEING SUFFOCATED BY THREE MEN*******

[11:51 AM]
Kraal:
[Lv. 86 {familiar} -- shadowforce rager] in the background coming to rescue me

[7:37 PM]
Kraal:
what the deuce? I have been bedeviled by miss kobayashi's hip-to-waist ratio

[2:39 PM]
Kraal:
jimbo proudly tracking his reading position with his fingers and sounding it out at 40WPM

[2:39 PM]
the cool one:
lmfao

[2:39 PM]
Kraal:
turning to me with the biggest ♥♥♥♥ eating grin after smearing grime across my tablet

[2:47 AM]
Kraal:
❤️Dream Playlist❤️
1. Cardi B Intestinal Sounds 1 Hour Mix [HD]
2. Bhutanese_passport.ogg

[4:43 PM]
Kraal:
Uh Oh!!! Uh Oh!!! We are now entering SPACE SKELETON SATURDAY!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126176455/6D79C82FD28EB9E1888400724C314C546D2766FC/

Ouhhh!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126177025/5A44065FC644F1486E0CEC9F7F2E4942D51EAC8A/

Ouhhh!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126177932/773C254D08E63D224C7C5364B7A27CEDFED203B3/

Ouhhh!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126180190/D039441B385AE3E490395ACE97FEC2CC82FC8703/

Ouhhh!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126181405/51DFC8FDFCF4384C8DFB98F09BF86A5DA9654116/

Ouhhh!!!
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749066634126182228/F8987A587E9520D774D66F7DC7F46FFDE24F5AE5/

Ouhhh!!!
Haa... Well, looks like the worst of it has passed for now. See you next Saturday, folks!!!

[11:38 PM]
Kraal:
jimz hits me with the "lies, damn lies, and statistics" quote and leans back with the widest grin possible on his face

[11:28 PM]
Kraal:
*adds you to the Bestiary, allowing me to track your current HP across all battles*

[2:04 AM]
Kraal:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1750183799183531583/2CB86E90027B2B7C5275883AF29EB4C51C401BBF/
c'mon

[2:04 AM]
martin:
lmao
this is the first image result when you google "kraal things"
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/54/87/bb5487cd9911938f73b98b483cc6bb62.jpg
in actuality this appears to be the first result
from that search

[2:06 AM]
Kraal:
my things on full ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ display......

[4:05 PM]
Kraal:
my samsung plays a brief .wav of bells ringing and hogs squealing as i open the blue bird app

[2:30 PM]
Kraal:
alright jimbo
break the silence
are shambles furry

[2:30 PM]
martin:
lmfao
going to give a negatory on that
we're in the clear
https://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/249635-QuakeRule_63Shambler.jpg
dig in

[2:42 PM]
Kraal:
humina humina humina
BOIYOIYOIYOING!!!!!

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a man. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect men. Especially men in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day sir.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

[4:39 PM]
Kraal:
8 buxom babes all making out behind me as i sit in the corner of the room in my gamer throne doomfist crushjacking for the eighth time that day

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST COMMENT OF JANUARY 2021 GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

https://pm1.narvii.com/6255/4d96129866ac5a969c0fd89c718c00983e9dd4f9_00.jpg two good pals having a good time

[4:48 PM]
Kraal:
does it piss you off watching me effortlessly walk the path of the bushido? does it make you mad?

[4:33 PM]
Kraal:
The Epic Borat Real Download Online Vietnam Free

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST COMMENT OF OCTOBER 2020 GET ♥♥♥♥ED EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

[2:17 AM]
Kraal:
[ATTN: THE FOLLOWING IS A CREDIBLE THREAT]

[2:17 AM]
Kraal:
Dear Pesky Plumbers,

Kraal: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1618436850077823290/1FA5C15F40B65307CCC4C54A57C941B6667DB136/
Kraal: me being assailed by a Titan of Alacrity

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮FIRST COMMENT OF SEPTEMBER 2020 GET ♥♥♥♥ED EVERYONE ELSE ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

martin: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/2648/9388/products/bioworld-socks-my-hero-academia-ochaco-sock-12017488199724_2000x2000.jpg?v=1564508225
martin: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/2648/9388/products/bioworld-socks-my-hero-academia-ochaco-sock-12017488363564_2000x2000.jpg?v=1564508225
Kraal: OOOGHhhhh
martin: lmfao
Kraal: fills these with spiced and cured meats and ties the ends
Kraal: o-ochakochan.....!!

[2:17 PM]
Kraal:
please face the nearest McDonald's McPositivity Kiosk open in your district. Next, please raise your arms and cheer "Hurray, I'm Lovin' The Value Of This McPick Meal!" to regain motor control.

Wikipedia

Kraal: *festers in the grotto*