"Awaken, my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright..."

"You know what would be hilarious?
If I flipped this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bones around."

I don't need no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helmet! *Gets shot in the head*

16 Coors deep and you drop the ratchet in the engine bay while your wife screams at you to just go to bed (she left you 5 yrs ago)