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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2017 @ 12:22am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked Dec 1, 2017 @ 12:47am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 11:47am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 10:48pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 1:24am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 8:54am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 6:39am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 7:09am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 7:22am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 7:26am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 9:39am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 10:36pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 1:19am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.