Recent reviews by kinkleback

i shed tears at the end of this playthrough...

tears of joy that it was finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over.

Like jesus christ this game is more stretched out than stretch armstrong, first hour was miles better than the ♥♥♥♥ that came after. I'd say it was worth the €3, definitely not €30. More playtime ≠ better game

friend's review:
this game was so incredibly dragged out. I was literally begging for the game to just end for the final two hours. I honestly did not care about anything past the prison it is so boring. by the time i had made it to the ending i honestly couldnt have cared less about what happened to the characters and was just happy it was over. worst 5.5 hours of my life

why the ♥♥♥♥ when i double tap escape does it ♥♥♥♥ me out of level, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ feature
trying to practise bloodbath and i accidentally double tap it when trying to pause the game and im in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menu
makes me want to kill myself

♥♥♥♥ bloodbath aswell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level im gonna hang myself if i die again at etzers ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ship part which looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrendous and plays like ass
buggy piece of ♥♥♥♥ tell me why im dying at 68% in the middle of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ auto section