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Aizer Jun 11 @ 6:35am 
I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the ♥♥♥♥♥, but that would be retarded. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Christian Moonton Chandler
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Aizer Jun 8 @ 2:15am 
... In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered... In the land of pharaohs and kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled... In the realm of forests and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed... Now they say nothing... They fear me, like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death... I say I am Aizleon... I am Emperor!
Aizer Jun 2 @ 12:53pm 
In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.
Aspect™ May 23 @ 6:09pm 
Aizer May 23 @ 4:07pm 
Me (15 F) and my Boyfriend (53 M) have been living a happy relationship. He makes me this delicious food every night, I’m out like a light after I have it! Something’s been bothering me though. He forbids me from going into the basement. AITA for being uncomfortable? If it helps, we sometimes get into fights (once he burned my leg off and I had to go to the hospital.) Answer quick, the wedding’s in 5 hours.
Aizer May 23 @ 4:03pm 
Even on the coldest nights
I eat my own kum.