moon
*~:)   Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

what idiot ends a party before midnight?
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Aspect™ Feb 1 @ 1:30pm
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
Hardcore Yoga Instructor Feb 1 @ 10:53am
You are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000\$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Hardcore Yoga Instructor Jan 29 @ 2:49pm
Aspect™ Jan 23 @ 3:02am
He's been registered for 13 years
Hardcore Yoga Instructor Jan 22 @ 2:09pm
This profile has SO MANY similarities to the ending of Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment, and it’s beautiful.

SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK:

They both have;

1. The main character being cornered by the law
2. The main character having a massive internal conflict
3. The main character having the faith to tell the truth of their crimes due to their love of a woman
4. The main character being unreluctantly honest in their hearings
5. A spiritual revival by ‘living in truth’
6. Finally getting imprisoned (Though Raskolnikov only had 7 years, which coincidentally was the number of years Moon has been registered with steam 🧐)
[3rd] Bender Jan 22 @ 1:47pm
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