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One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much