I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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im gettin more of a seared bite

yee haw

hey anon from ♥♥♥♥, you may not remember me but your story really hit home for me. especially that part about coming to terms about your sexuality, we cant help that we like kids, we didnt ask to be born this way. stay strong brother and hold your urges

cool and smart young man

mm my god this super cheap bag of hot cheeto fries is beautiful so delicious and SWEET with spicy flavours i dont know if someone who probably eats food out of a trashcan like you can understand the importance of not just consuming a bag and moving on like it was nothing and actually becoming one in the momentary connection, oh dry mouth with a chip so crunchy in EACH bite and history. this is spicy sweet fry, each fry(or cheeto) is hand tossed and only around 800 fries(cheetos) can be picked from factory, hard working mexicans spend all day everyday touched by modern culture to bring me this delicious bag of happiness please tell the school psychologist that im good to go

not If that manga is a retelling of little red having sex with an underaged furry

can't a man enjoy his manga in peace xddd

Sorry kiddo I only listen to J cole and G eazy!!!1!!!111!!

IM DELETING YOU, HARAMBE!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Harambes are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Harambe!💖 Send this to ten other 👪gorillas 👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️loyal☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're a monkey☁️💦 5 back: you're Harambes kitten

Are you gay?

i like my ipod more than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

let's have children.

i don't give a heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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