-rep bot baiter

Sure, people at my waiter job think I am slow. Sure, my friends call me "brainless" and say genetics played a bad trick on me. And yes, women always leave me after a few weeks because they notice the mental gap. But they are all missing the big picture. Having an 85 IQ means my brain is just pure, peaceful elevator music 24/7. I don't have enough brain cells to worry about the future. I don't have enough brain cells to care that my spine is shaped like a question mark. I don't care that my flat feet slap the floor like wet pancakes. Genius people are always stressed, overthinking, and depressed. Meanwhile, I am just serving soup, listening to my internal elevator jazz, and chilling. Stop chasing high IQ. Embrace the 85 IQ lifestyle. It is the ultimate cheat code for a stress-free existence.

-rep cheater

+rep +rep rly good

-rep cries that we picked dd2, apparently they cannot play the map ;p

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