Kad cemo da opikamo neku csčinu

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Simple steps to get you some skins
Step 1: Fly to California
Step 2: Find GabeN's house on the web
Step 3: Knock on his door and wait for him to open
Step 4: Ask him if he can bless your account with good luck when opening skins
Step 5: Say "Thanks in advance Gabe, I know you'll do this for me"
Step 6: Give him a piece of paper with your steam username
Step 7: Say bye to him
Step 8: Go to the airport to fly back home
Step 9: Get arrested at the airport for sexual harrasment of Gabe Newell
Step 10: Spend 16 months in Tijuana scrubing toilets and getting ♥♥♥♥ed by your cellmate
Step 11: Come back home and open your steam account
Step 12: Open a case, any case!
Step 13: Get an MP7 skulls
Step 14: Write this guide




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