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I uh…um…I was wondering…hoping really…(blushes)…well I…I wanted to ask you….I uh um….oh my gosh…(laughs) well you see….I was thinking…thinking maybe…we could…no it’s silly never mind (looks downwards with a hint of melancholy)…I was thinking maybe…oh my…oh my (pulls cigarette from pocket and begins smoking) oh wait… I didn’t light it (lights cigarette)…I’m such a klutz…heh heh…(falls backwards comically with feet going 4 feet in the air) oh my goodness, I have fallen…(realizes that cigarette landed on eye) AHHHHHHH OHHHHH ♥♥♥♥ IT BURNS!!!!!!! (Pulls cigarette out of eye) AHHHHHHHH OWWWW OH GOD THE PAIN (is jumping around hysterically) OH LORD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP (divine light shines upon) …what? (Falls to knees) is this…the end?(tear streams down face)…I guess it’s…I guess it’s time….(looks to you)…good bye…

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