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If your reading this have a great week and I will appreciate if you commented back a joke or pun on my profile, I love reading every single one of them! If every person commented back who saw this I could probably have 200+ jokes to read in the morning, little laughter doesn't hurt anyone!
Sorry if you got two of these comments on your profile I was trying to get my comment script to work but it messed up! Sorry!
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Have an awesome week, if you see this, comment a funny pun/joke on my profile, it will be appreciated!
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (18') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Blu-Ray Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Trojan condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $8.00
- 5x Cucumbers $6.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 6x Feces flavoured sex-lube 500ml $16.95
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
Total payment: $187.31
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