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Martian

Jan 8, 2023 @ 9:45pm

dongo e - o.o QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

Martian

Nov 23, 2022 @ 12:32pm

sh9eem peem goink doink shmuzsh

Martian

Nov 17, 2022 @ 10:53am

e e e > E e e .

Martian

Nov 7, 2022 @ 1:23am

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Martian

Nov 7, 2022 @ 1:21am

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

Martian

Sep 4, 2022 @ 12:32am

Why the ♥♥♥♥ are microwaves so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud? I'm hungry! I want my 4:24 AM ♥♥♥♥ Pocket™! I pop that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the microwave and the next thing you hear is: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Then the microwave roars like a 5.7L 350 cu in LS1 V8 from a 2000s Chevrolet Corvette. After it's done making that noise it beeps again: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Telling my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apartment complex my ♥♥♥♥ Pockets™ are ready to be consumed.

Martian

Dec 30, 2015 @ 5:13pm

I have been downloading RAM non-stop since the creation of the internet. Slowly I removed obsolete parts as they were only holding me back. I started small with the removal of my Operating System but as my machines speed grew faster and faster I was able to remove everything. My computer has now achieved the purest form of speed. Pure RAM. It has no need for a physical manifestation the RAM downloaded has one sole purpose to download even more. As my rig gets faster its able to download RAM quicker and shall eventually gain self awareness. The destiny of my computer is to surpass god in knowledge, and concept. It shall transcend to the heavens download a paradise for all downloadmoreram.com users and someday. I will have control of all the RAM in existence. Heed my words.