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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:34am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 2:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:07am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 4:09am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:29am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:28am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:06am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 3:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 3:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 7:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 3:13am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 2:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:32am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:17am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:13am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:30am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 6:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 1:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 6:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:36am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:09am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 2:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:16am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:55am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:33am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:59am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:36am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:10am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 1:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:08am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:46am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:46am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:04am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 1:58pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 11:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 2:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 2:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 3:48am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 5:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:21am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 10:44pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:36am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 8:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 5:56am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:09am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:51am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:40am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 5:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 7:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:14am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 6:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:56am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:36am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:15am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:10am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 2:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 1:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:42am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:47am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:57am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 10:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:08am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:15am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 11:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:28am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:37am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:49am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:45am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:03am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:03am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:09am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 10:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:37am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:38am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:28am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:18am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:04am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:56am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:36pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 9:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 9:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:18am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 5:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 10:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:08am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:40am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:33am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:37am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 1:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 12:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:08am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:06am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:59am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:05am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:37am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:18am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 3:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:06am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:06am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:55am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:00am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:10am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 8:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:28am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:42am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 1:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 1:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 10:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 1:03am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:24am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 12:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 1:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 9:12am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 2:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 9:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 3:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:21am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2023 @ 7:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 5:17am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:55pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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