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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 8:01am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 7:59am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Feb 11, 2021 @ 8:42am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Jun 29, 2019 @ 7:14pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2019 @ 5:38pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 12:49pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked May 21, 2021 @ 3:25pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2020 @ 2:41am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2019 @ 8:23am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2019 @ 2:54pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2019 @ 4:51pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 10:48am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 7:54am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2019 @ 6:51pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 6:57am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 8:00am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 7:22pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Apr 8, 2020 @ 2:43am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 3:42pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 1:00pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2019 @ 8:31am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 7:19am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 7:26am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2020 @ 2:49am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2021 @ 8:28am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2019 @ 12:25pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2021 @ 8:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2019 @ 4:07pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Jun 27, 2019 @ 10:34am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2020 @ 2:48am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2021 @ 7:23am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!