W-Would you go to prom with me at some point in the distant future, airlock-kun?

"I cuddle-fap.

It's a new type of masturbation I invented, where you never touch your penis, but instead hug a pillow and stare at Facebook photos of the girl you like.

Instead of masturbating your penis, you masturbate your soul.

You get the same feelings of self-disgust and regret afterwards too." -♥♥♥♥ Gaymond, 2012

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Once this ♥♥♥♥♥ pooped on my ♥♥♥♥ and i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ why did you do that and she told me i was a ♥♥♥♥♥ and showed a felix the cat doll up my ass. Married 20 years and i cheat on her every weekend.