You arent loved.
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Respect my crippin

Dear Mojang, As of late I have found myself chronically lonely. I spend my nights alone, crying myself to sleep. Nothing can fill the gaping hole in my heart that was left by the removal of the nether reactor core. I do not know if anything could ever fix this problem, but I have decided to reach out about it and seek help. I am reaching out to you to request something that might fill the aching void that resides within me. I tried searching on the marketplace for it, but alas, it was nowhere to be found. My quest for a Minecraft Bee body pillow has yielded few results so far. In this time of need, I turn to you. Please, if at all possible, send me a body pillow of the Minecraft Bee. I do not need a small plushy- it is a full-sized dakimakura that shall satisfy me. If my needs are provided for, my family shall forever be in your debt, and I will sacrifice my firstborn child to the all-powerful Herobrine. Thank you for your time. Steve bless you, A Crafter Of Blocks

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified♥♥♥♥♥♥♥privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play left 4 dead sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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