Jarvak
California, United States
Manual jelqing blackbelt. 2009 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor owner. No life. Official member of the alt-left and Ridin' With Biden™.
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Manual jelqing blackbelt. 2009 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor owner. No life. Official member of the alt-left and Ridin' With Biden™.
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Level
14
Currently In-Game
Crimson Desert
Badges  9
Games  489
Inventory   
Reviews  3
Groups  1
Jed's Mailbox
12 Members
Friends  49
107
Orobeast
Offline
83
Jucky
Offline
73
Dr. Dick
Online
64
Broseidon
Online
64
justin
Offline
54
dippigns
Offline
Recent Activity
77.1 hours past 2 weeks
89 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
Crimson Desert
Achievement Progress   3 of 34
16.9 hrs on record
last played on Mar 27
Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™
Achievement Progress   35 of 74
+30
13.4 hrs on record
last played on Mar 18
Portal 2
Achievement Progress   27 of 51
+22
Comments
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Dr. Dick Nov 16, 2019 @ 3:40pm 
https://youtu.be/79WYFCN3sno
TinoDrima Jun 4, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
Once upon a time I was reading the bible and doing scripture study when all of a sudden Jesus came down from the sky wearing nothing. Jesus said "hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ these hos don't have good ♥♥♥♥♥, can I have your boi ♥♥♥♥♥". I instantly said "oh yes Jesus, I want that huge ♥♥♥♥ up my ass". Jesus then gets instantly erect and his 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ turned into a 300 inch ♥♥♥♥. Jesus tears off my cloths and starts to enter my ass. I said "Jesus I'm still a virgin so please be slow". Jesus responds with "♥♥♥♥♥ I ain't going slow", next thing I know his entire ♥♥♥♥ is in my ass and coming out of my mouth. End off chapter one
Dr. Dick Jun 3, 2018 @ 11:44am 
+rep, hosted a mean Bar Mitzvah