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21 people found this review helpful
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100.2 hrs on record (65.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted April 25, 2025.
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19.8 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
esensia
Posted October 19, 2024.
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69.2 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
goty
Posted November 17, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
goty
Posted November 12, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Originally came here for the furry p*rn, stayed for the lore.

10/10 would love a sequel
Posted August 14, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
58
Posted July 29, 2023.
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542.1 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
z👱🏿‍♀️
Posted July 23, 2023.
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13.2 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
ok
Posted July 20, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
es como cuando ves a un furro y dices esta bien culero but recuerdas que el lore del juego es god
Posted July 20, 2023.
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