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I met a fella who got back from his holidays in a knackered country,
He started yapping to me—“Two fat stone legs, yeah? Connected to nowt
Are dumped in the desert. . . . Just by them, on the sand,
A ♥♥♥♥-off sized head is there, with a face like a slapped arse,
A wobbly lip, looking like a ♥♥♥♥ of a governor,
You could tell the bloke who made it knew him personally,
The sculpting was a proper good job like,
You can tell that whoever this bighead ♥♥♥♥ was, he was a bit of a bastard,
And just by all this dumped masonry was an old sign that said:
"♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥. I'm Ozymandias, governor of governors,
Look on all the ♥♥♥♥♥ I've had build for me, and ♥♥♥♥ yourself!"
There was ♥♥♥♥ all to see, it'd all been nicked and wind and that,
All you could see was miles and miles of more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sand.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about
i don't believe it'll be as good as that quaint film "7 asian men 1 white girl ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (bukkake swallow)" that you recommended me but i'm sure you'll enjoy it nonetheless (2)
We are regretting an inform of you to be not responding to our previous E-letter from my spoon. Hello to receive your 380,515 Uruguayan pesos please return by word with your HBBC bank account numbers. I will then compute your transaction and ok.
If you are wanting informationes please contact myself or my boss man Enyetuenwuevue Osas (or he call Doug) to receive the 3,800,515 pesos
Congratulation please !
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I write this day to you as your name has lighted up on our pc computer screens. You have been selected from the computer list that is the list for the will who shall be giveth regarding the recene death of our great leader Mr Jackerion Blacks.
We are waiting behind our pc computer screens to send you your will reward 380,515 Ugandan Shillings. Please miss, send us your HSBC bank acount number and your Barclys sort code numbers so we can transfer you the will money that you are owed due to the list for the will.
If you have any quandaries about your will monies, please contact us as soon as you are good. My name is Mister Ululu Quan Dian but as we are now friends you can call me Daniel Stevensons. Thanks you sirs for your reading of this email sent by this internet wire.
Thanks you again mr, please get in contact with us at national great world bank uganadana.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAGE.
Regards
Don Powermaf