f i would go back in time and have sex with my mom, would i be my father?
if lesbians don't like men, why do they date women who look like men?
if you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
if its illegal to kill myself are they going to arrest my dead body?
is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
if you're doing nothing, does it mean you're doing something?
why is it that to stop windows 95, you have to click on start?
if a 911 operator gets a heart attack, does he call himself?
if a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
if blue is sadness and red is love, is purple a marriage?
if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
if you suck your own ♥♥♥♥, are you gay or talented?
if robots replace our jobs, who make those robots?
if humans are 70% water... is water 30% humans?
why is it called a building when it is already built?
If you open a window, does the room get bigger?
why do we drink drinks, but we dont food food?
if time is money, are time traveler, tax evaders?
why is there a black friday, but no white friday?
if you saved the day, can you replay that day?
don't say " part a " backwards, it's a trap.
why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
do you cook toast or toast toast?
if I kill myself, am i a murderer?
can you cry under water?

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