Recent reviews by itswill

$50 AI generated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, there are entire dialogue sequence lifted from Alien 1979, literally watch the movie its better than this and its 1/5 of your life that you have to spend. I cant take this.

5/5 CONTROLLERS

THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE (for the better) 5 CONTROLLERS OUT OF 5, 👍

HORRIBLE!!!! ENTIRE GAME IS AI THE DINER GAME WAS GOOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS DEV

this game rockz n rollz 5/5 controllers

Perfect video game. A love letter to gaming. I laughed, I cried, i rethank everything. if they fixed the bug where if you press "f" your entire game becomes blurry and you have to close the entire thing and restart the current day, it would be a 5/5 controllers on the IWGGS. (the itswill game grading scale) Cinema

You cant earn 1 fishillion dollars without cooking a few fish along the way...

When I was 6 years old my aunt took me to johnny rockets. I ordered a milkshake. Cold and Sweet were the flavors Cold and Sweet were the sensations. But what I learned that day is that sometimes you need a longer straw. Sip Fisher is a game I've been looking for my whole life.

I CAUGHT the giant eel, I BOUGHT the upgrades, I EARNED the title of throat goat for all eternity. and I will not be denied

26/27... i will remember this defeat as long as I live... I am but a humble stego main trying to make it in a noob friendly tynoobosauras rex world. You can see the craftsmanship that someones uncle put into this game, while I could not quite conquer the ascension mode gauntlet, I know somewhere, someone will, and that brings a tear to my eye.

The femur bone meta is the only counter to the rex noobs, with balancing updates we might have a game of the year on our hands. I paid $180 for the digital deluxe edition that makes the stegosaurus pregnant. Also for the record dinos are not very violent creatures irl so whole game kinda makes no sense lol :P

Potential GOTY. I have never felt so immersed in a video game in my entire life. I have played over 20 video in my day so I think i know what i'm talking about when I say this game will change your life. This game feels like watching instagram reels. Worth every penny. Please make a sequel. 6/5

So, you think you're a true knight? heh... GET READY TO EMBARK ON THIS ADVENTURE THEN. Only three words can possibly describe this game.

FULL
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This game taught me a lot. Number 1: I need new underwear Number 2: I need a new mouse. Number 3: I need a new graphics card. My dad ordered a matcha today at the coffee shop and I will never be able to look at him the same, where did that come from? Where did he learn that? Does he have a whole different life and a different family that he has been hiding from us all my life? I saw this instagram reel recently of a guy cooking a snake, it was crazy.