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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:23am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:43am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:29am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:01am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:31am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:43am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:57am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:31am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:32am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:10am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:17am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 8:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:53am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 11:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 7:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 7:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 8:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 9:40am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 1:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:09pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:58am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 11:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:30pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:25pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 10:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:54am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:11am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:00am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 6:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 8:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:35am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:46pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 10:19am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 10:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 3:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2022 @ 8:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 10:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:10am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 8:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 10:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 3:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 11:48am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 6:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2022 @ 12:27am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 11:50pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 5:50pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 3:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 3:34pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 9:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 9:04am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 10:26am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 8:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 7:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:44pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:02am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 5:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 11:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 10:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:59am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 1:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:01am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 9:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 9:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 9:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 9:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:24pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 6:41am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 9:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 8:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 9:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 2:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:24am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 9:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 8:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 7:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 2:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 9:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 8:53am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 10:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:23pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 11:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 9:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 7:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 8:23am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 9:29am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:57am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 9:42am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:40am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:37am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 8:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 4:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:22pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 9:11pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:44am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 10:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 10:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 7:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:27pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 9:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 10:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 9:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 10:42am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2021 @ 9:46am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 10:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 10:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 10:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 11:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 12:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 4:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 12:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 11:52am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 8:22am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 3:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2022 @ 1:26am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9 @ 12:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 6:35am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 9:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:03pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 10:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 2:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 12:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 11:45am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 11:40am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 1:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:14am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:43am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:08am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:08am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:10am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:13am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:18am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 6:49pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:27pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 1:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 9:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 11:52am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18 @ 1:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 2:02pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 10:12am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 11:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 6:52pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9 @ 3:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 10:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 10:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9 @ 1:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 4:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:52pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 7:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:51pm



Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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