i feel violated

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.

"i drink your blood in a bed of dead seagulls with a crescent moon smiling upon me"... I hardly know her

mac and cheese with the chicken strips ayo the pizza here whats 9

i have syphilis

i drink your blood in a bed of dead seagulls with a crescent moon smiling upon me

chocolate milk cure beforths thy

AH THE WORMS ARE BACK

what!!!

I call my girl Sloppenheimer the way I get this bomb head

Shining my Danilo

the guy throwing a hissy fit may or may not be retarded, just a guess tho

sucks to suck sorry

trash killer + has to tunnel and camp to get 1 hook stage + come 1v1 lil bro

trash killer + has to tunnel and camp to get 1 hook stage + come 1v1 lil bro

trash killer + has to tunnel and camp to get 1 hook stage + come 1v1 lil bro

trash killer + has to tunnel and camp to get 1 hook stage + come 1v1 lil bro

hair loss

ninger

Those 2 list page buttons is peak!

yes

The bloob will consume everything

blool

um i forgot the reddit comment

real

Top 10 Maltigi sightings (scary!!!!)

all good homes

sorry that i shot you bro

Sorry miss input

what

rawr x3 nuzzle wuzzle

first time someone has called me calm and polite lmfao

calm and polite woman

I wonder what's for dinner.

I hope she made lotsa spagetti

Hamirgür

+rep good music taste

perhaps you do.

very wholesome killer

Imagine judging a killer for having a bad game

-rep meh xenomorph

-rep tunnel tryhard spirit-gamer

its just one of those days where im bored so im just commenting on random friends profiles, also you straight ass

Billie Jean är inte min älskare
Hon är bara en tjej som tror att jag är den

Men barnet är inte min grabb
wooo
Hon säger att jag är den
Men barnet är inte min grabb nej nej nej

STOPPP

the nutte sac

ambush

doral duk [bogdansexers]