What does it mean, to be alive? On a biological level this can be answered easily, but it becomes harder to answer as we approach it more philosphically. Is life not constructed of the same matter as the rest of the universe? Does a dead body not have the same amount of atoms as a living body? Can you measure the soul? Is sentience, nay, is consciousness something a living being can truly attain? In the face of the infinite void of the universe, can a human claim to know anything at all? Can a human truly understand anything, or is all of our culture and history nothing more than the filthy residue of our species' unending drive to eat, ♥♥♥♥, and kill? Can any man claim to be superior to another man, to an ape, a goat, a snake, an ant? Should we as a species be proud of our dominance over the Earth? Have we, through our actions, proven to be noble and gracious caretakers of the only home we have? I think not. No, a man is nothing more than an unthinking beast with ersatz free will. Mankind is a nuclear wolf wearing the skin of God, barking at itself in the mirror in a locked room full of its own excrement. Barking louder and louder, bared fangs slobbering radioactive saliva, until it's idiotic madness causes it's own heart to detonate.

It is time to remove the mask of yourself. Rip away the insincere facade of humanity from your ego. Your leg is caught in the beartrap of society, and if you don't gnaw your leg off your spirit will starve to death. Become the beast you already know you should be, deep down inside, and the taste in your mouth won't be your own blood, it will be the taste of freedom. Play Goat Simulator.

What does it mean, to be alive? On a biological level this can be answered easily, but it becomes harder to answer as we approach it more philosphically. Is life not constructed of the same matter as the rest of the universe? Does a dead body not have the same amount of atoms as a living body? Can you measure the soul? Is sentience, nay, is consciousness something a living being can truly attain? In the face of the infinite void of the universe, can a human claim to know anything at all? Can a human truly understand anything, or is all of our culture and history nothing more than the filthy residue of our species' unending drive to eat, fuck, and kill? Can any man claim to be superior to another man, to an ape, a goat, a snake, an ant? Should we as a species be proud of our dominance over the Earth? Have we, through our actions, proven to be noble and gracious caretakers of the only home we have? I think not. No, a man is nothing more than an unthinking beast with ersatz free will. Mankind is a nuclear wolf wearing the skin of God, barking at itself in the mirror in a locked room full of its own excrement. Barking louder and louder, bared fangs slobbering radioactive saliva, until it's idiotic madness causes it's own heart to detonate. It is time to remove the mask of yourself. Rip away the insincere facade of humanity from your ego. Your leg is caught in the beartrap of society, and if you don't gnaw your leg off your spirit will starve to death. Become the beast you already know you should be, deep down inside, and the taste in your mouth won't be your own blood, it will be the taste of freedom. Play Goat Simulator.