If you're checking my profile you're either awesome or a total douche because you either hate me or really like me enough to go out of your way to come here. Seriously, barely anyone does the + or - rep thing or even look at profiles anymore. On that topic, people who keep their profiles private freak me out- Like what could you possibly hide? It's Steam dude, and I know you have an embarrassing amount of hours on CS:GO. It's ok. You're ok. You're not being hunted, man.

Welcome to my trashed online apartment, be careful not to trip on the 12 copies of House of Leaves on your way to the one chair I have made solely out of 100s of different CDs and thumb drives filled with shows and music. Make yourself comfortable, and remember that if you want me to stop talking there's a mute button. You can be annoyed or you can be happy but telling me to shut up is not going to be as effective as you want it to be.

I also like music. And media in general. And games. And music games. And game music. And music media. And media games? Games are media- Point is, I'm a nerd. If you have some genre of music you're super well versed in that we can rant at each other about, I'm sure we'll get along fine. Always willing to make a new friend.


If you're here to yell at me about how bad of a teammate I am: I'm sorry. I try. I'm really not as half-arsing it as you think I am.
If you're here to congratulate me on how good of a teammate I am: Pff, of course dude I'm barely even trying heh you should see me when I'm serious...

If you're here to make a friend: Shoot me a message! If I don't like you I'll ignore it but chances are I really don't mind. It's kinda hard to get on my bad side.
If you're here to make an enemy: One step ahead of ya- How dare you. You're disgusting. I hate you. You absolute //////////, you ////ing ////// //////// from a //////// ///////. And don't you //////// forget that, ////////.

If you're confused: Me too. That means we have something in common! Cool.

To uh, end this off I guess, thanks for visiting, hope you were a cool one, and hopefully I see you again sometime. Seeya!