Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement.
"Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming."
"Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

Do you know that pigs can be optimist or pessimist, just like us human?

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