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play with me

journey: im going to remove you and keep the quote about you asking to guzzle my ♥♥♥

i love u

I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia) . They had to put an iv directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.

What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

[LEGGO]my[EGGO] : its a good thing that soldier and med r here

2015 has 💦💦♥♥♥ 💦💦😆and gone😣👋👋.You know what that means 🎉🎉2⃣0⃣SEX TEEN👉👌🎉🎉is here😮😮 start your New Years Resolution of sucking more 🍆🍆BIG ♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍆right now to get aHEAD😏🙋 of all the rest. Leave all your slutty hoe hoe hoes behind in 🎄Dickcember🎄 with Big Daddy Santa 🎅and make him proud😎. 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣ will 💦♥♥♥💦 and go as quickly as 2015 did, so make sure to suck all the 🍆BIG ♥♥♥♥♥🍆 you can find before the year ends. Before you know it you will be 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦in first place👸. Remember 🎉NEW YEAR🎉, 🍆NEW ♥♥♥♥♥🍆. Send this to 🔟 of your favorite hoes 👵💁👯. Get 10 back and you will be the 🍆😍SLUT QUEEN OF 2016 👸👋. Get 5⃣ back and you will be stuck with the 😒😖LEFTOVER ♥♥♥♥♥🍭. Get 0⃣back and you will be as dry💨as the 🚫🍆☔🚫CALIFORNIA DROUGHT😭😭.

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OWNED

This is a tumblr cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

Lucifer: even if you did like it you
Lucifer: wouldn't admit it
Indigo 'ring lft 6s: im listening right now
Indigo 'ring lft 6s: omg its ♥♥♥♥
Indigo 'ring lft 6s: terrible
Lucifer: omfg
Indigo 'ring lft 6s: -10/10

Indigo 'ring lft 6s: ok ill admit it's better than i was expecting

Indigo you assbutt, stop quoting me out of context