is this thing on?

hi

wtf-launcher.exe

To my dearest Steam-senpai,

H-hewwo Steam-chan... i-it’s me... u///u
I’m so so sowwy for making you wook fow wtf-launcher.exe when it wasn’t even thewe...
It wasn’t you... it was me (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

My anti-viwus–that j-jeawous baka–got angwy at my waifu game and yeeted the p-poow executable-chan into the shadwow weawm...
I twied to stop it, I pwomise!! (｡•́︿•̀｡)

I pwomise I’ll do anyfing to make it wight:
💻 I’ww vewify the game fiwes,
📦 I’ww weinstaww wif teaws in my eyes,
🧹 I’ww even tame my mean anti-viwus beast uwu

P-pwease fowgive me... Steam-senpai...
Wifout my waifus I’m just a wowwely baka in a wowwd fuww of normies...
No moe snuggwy tactics... no moe uwu battwe formations...

My heart... is wike an empty waifu roster... 😭
Pwease wet me back in... 🥺👉👈

Wuv fwom,
Your most desperate gamer-kohai
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

singed

Signed by Benjamin Fleming Walsh for my biggest fan