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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2019 @ 7:42pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2018 @ 7:10am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
6,223 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
115,157 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
64,256 / 100,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.