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34.0 hrs last two weeks / 273.3 hrs on record (106.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 1, 2023 @ 10:54am

I'm just gonna drop a story that happened instead of rating:

I had a Dwarf hammer lord Doren Lokumobok .She was in my core military squad, after a 3 month shift she went into the Cobalt Mines tavern to drink some plump helmet drinks. Little she knew she was getting poked and punched by some drunk Human Mercenary and i knew it will turn into a bar brawl.

And so it did, and Doren enjoyed brawls immensely ( according to her personality ), she also preffered silence and didn't liked crowds. She of course smashes Human so hard he lost his helmet and all teefs and went unconcious bleeding on the ground.

It didn't took much for her to miss her charging attack and slamming into a children and a cat which exploded into a gore. Then she proceeded to grab a children and bonk him in the head with iron gauntlet while holding a grasp onto him with left hand that kid went unconcious. A friend of mine got punched, so he joined, but friend of friend also seen his friend got punched by friend friend so friend friend punched friendy friend back. It was every dwarf for himself cause everyone was friends with everyone.

Almost 20 people died, hospital was full of dying people. Bringing new patients and placing them on top of already bleed out dead patients. Blood was everywhere.

And Doren Lokumbok went back to Cobalt Mines tavern to finish her drink. And i promoted Doren to Captain of the Guard.

Moral of the story is; Dwarfs bleed a lot.
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