Yoooo, it's been a while since we last talked. Hope everything's alright, my man 🤠🤠

jk love you

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+rep good friend!

Hope you have a great day, and week that's to come ahead

good question. where the hell is dinna? cause i sure would like to eat some of they asses!

One of the greatest Gmod animators in YouTube. Loved your Tasty Cool videos since a few years ago

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bro PLEEAAASEEE i love your series Crazy Tools I LOVE couch man please bring him back hes the goat! take as much time as you need <3

Lmaoooo

Mick go touch grass

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you

Empty the compartments of your pantaloons

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates

Thanks for the gold, kind geezer.
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In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a two kilometer radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your god-form.

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Hallo, my name is Sven Svensson. I'm a 21 year old Scandinavian Scandiporean (Nordic culture fan for you foreigners). I fish and drink coffee strong enough to kill a dog on my fjord, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Nordic pastimes. (chewing tobacco, skiing, making fun of Denmark) I train with my oil drill every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my investments on a nations's economy because revenue is in the trillions, and is vastly superior to any other method of earning returns. I earned my skiing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both Malmö and Norwegian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nordic history and their Viking code, which I follow 100% When I get my Euro visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to work in a Lego factory to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a factory manager for the Ikea or an oil rig operator for Statoil

Skibidi toilet vs coach soon?

tasteful pools! like the beta! im a big fan. Im the people ellis y'know???

Tasteful Pools. Make it. Thank you!

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I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. A group of my allies and I control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate businesses. We pose with unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once.

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seibmoz ong

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! i... can i say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on here? omg ♥♥♥♥

tasy cools? more like testicles

WTTFF! GET OUT OF HERE

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you’ll get a free purse or wallet.

wtff

2 years later and still kinda butt hurt >:( luv u (nohomo)

yo its seibmoz

teehee hii zombies :)

Seibmoz

coolest man alive

+rep

ey up m8 whats pooopppppeeeiinnnggg? aight geezer wuts the word? you keepin it real yeah? how you livin? you stayin out of trouble bruv? imma bounce n outtie fam keep it real yeah? stay fly G. dont get caught slippin n keep it savage n stay hustlin you hear me? dont let the haters bring u down blood

how's it goin hoss

happy new year!!

You know Ellis always ready for his stories

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+rep best coach ever

Ellis. You ready to rock?

Accept the request coach

Hi! Have a happy day

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We Gotta Need Tasty Cools Before WW3 Bro