Hello? Is this thing on?

Dear Geist,

This letter serves as a formal complaint regarding your unauthorized and harmful activities on the Roblox platform. Your flagrant disregard for Roblox's policies and direct undermining of Roblox's Community Standards are posing our users to increased risk.

Your stated intentions may be to "troll" or "meme," but we consider this a serious nature of online predatory behavior. We may immediately report any suspicious activity to Roblox staff and law enforcement should you continue interfering with Roblox's established safety procedures.

Pursuant to Roblox's Community Standards, we demand you immediately cease and desist all communications with us and other users, and refrain from any further attempts to "be funny" or "roast" us. Roblox reserves all rights to take legal action against you should you violate the terms of this notice.

Very truly yours,

Roblox Corporation

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Hey Don, it’s Aunt Debbie here! 😊 Just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing these days. I hope you’re eating right and not spending all your time playing those video games again—remember what I said about those causing trouble? 🙄 LOL (lots of love, of course!) Anyway, don’t forget to call your Auntie every now and then, I miss hearing your voice! Also, have you been seeing anyone special yet? You know I worry! And why don’t you come visit more often? The house isn’t the same without you! Sending hugs and prayers your way. Stay safe and don’t forget to get your flu shot this year! Love you, Debbie ❤️ #AuntieWorries #CallMeDon #FamilyFirst #StayHealthy

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📙 No more ⛔ saying cuss words! 🤬 It is not 🙅 good.👌 I'm putting the video on YouTube ⏺️ about no more saying cuss words. 🤬 No more 🚫 saying cuss words 🤬 guys! 🤷‍♂️ It's inappropriate 🔞 and violent! 💥 If you say a cuss word 🤬 you're going to like... 🚶‍♂️ jail and you're like 🚔 When you go to jail 👮‍♂️ if you say a cuss word 🤬 you're going to jail 🚔 and when you go to jail 🚶‍♂️ you said a cuss word 🤬 then you're only going to eat 😋 broccoli 🥦 and other vegetables 🥕 for your whole life. 🧬 You don't want to ⛔ eat vegetables. 🫑 Sometimes people 👥 like eating sweets, 🍬 but... I eat broccoli. 🥦 So, I'm OK ✅ with broccoli 🥦 but I do not ⛔ want to go to jail. 👮 You cannot 🙅 go to jail. 🚁 And saying cuss words 🤬 is illegal. ⛓️ They 👤 are now going to make a law 📝 about that. ☑️ If it's illegal, ⛓️ it is inappropriate, 🔞 it is really violent.