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278.4 hrs on record (158.5 hrs at review time)
Game of the Year 2017 pls
Posted November 25, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
DEV REVOKED KEYS. NOT ONLY DID WE GET THEM BACK, WE'RE ALSO PlSSED OFF. GREAT JOB!
Posted September 21, 2017. Last edited October 8, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Just press the "L" key 29 times then complete the final level for 100% achievements. You can do the exact same in another game called Breaking into Zatwor.

Not much content to this game.. the gameplay gets super repetitive.
Posted September 11, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
Just press the "L" key 29 times then complete the final level for 100% achievements. You can do the exact same in another game called Fiends of Imprisonment.

Not much content to this game. Gameplay is super repetitive and the game isn't polished.
Posted September 11, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record
• Jump scares in this game are mostly RNG based.
• No sprint.
• No jumping.
• Story is laid out in text for you at the very beginning, but that's it.
• Achievements eventually get super repetitive.
• Achievements only unlock upon exiting the game.

If this game goes on sale for less than 50 cents, I'd say buy it. Otherwise carry on.

(edit: Grinded the "start new game X times" achievement. from what I can tell, the counter is broken and goes twice as fast. [I'd say the "new game 70 times" is actually 35.] I grinded this out by clicking New Game then immediately pressing ALT+F4 & repeating.)
Posted September 7, 2017. Last edited September 8, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
For $13, I cannot recommend this game.

Update: The game is now $6.99 as of Sept. 2018. Still can't recommend.

*If you want to get all the achievements fast, just use the console command (Shift+K) "give me the world" & jump to the final boss fight. Watch the video on YouTube, it takes 2 minutes and a single watch.
Posted September 6, 2017. Last edited October 8, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
I can only recommend this game if you want help re-thinking what the hell you're doing with your life. The game starts in a futuristic first person setting, then immediately dives into being a 3rd person open world "survival" game. You are literally following an almost linear path forward at all times while scouring the horizon/floor for food/water to keep your Life, Thirst, or Hungry stat above zero. Life stat is the last stat to begin dropping after both stats have hit zero as well.

As usual with this particular dev, this is a blatant asset flip with terrible level design and more walls of text to explain the so-called story. AI is actually non-existent in this game, there are enemies standing around but do not engage you. If you run into them they disappear and your Life stat drops by 10 points.

If you manage to pass the Egypt level, (push the lemon down to the tarmac to beat the Egypt level. Yes, this is real advice because the dev forgot to tell you.) the game literally transitions into a driving game with the worst mechanics I've ever had the displeasure of working with. The car actually gets stuck A LOT and this level in particular has a "Try Again" button in the menu while the other levels do not. The developer totally knows that this level soft locks itself.

Everything about this game and the developer should piss off from the gaming industry. Please.
Posted September 5, 2017.
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6.8 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Getting all achievements requires all DLC.

"Add all DLC to cart: $309.33"

Nope, no thanks.
Posted September 1, 2017.
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7 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
IMPORTANT: The final achievement (AMEN) didn't unlock for me at end game. I certainly did not want to play the level(s) over again because auto saving is non-existent. After the final "cutscene" (wall of text slideshows) the game froze over a screen that had a giant red EXIT button on it. I couldn't click around it or do anything at all so I had to resort to ALT+F4.

Resorted to using SAM for that single achievement because I feel I was robbed out of it.

Easily one of the worst games I've had the displeasure of completing. I never thought I'd describe something as "clickbait" and "asset flip" in one go, but this is fuhcing it folks. This one takes the cake.

The enemies in this game can run through walls, and have 100% accuracy. They also don't have death animations if they aren't programmed to drop their weapons, so the ones that don't just turn into standing skeletons with their arms spread.

Level design is absolute trash. Story telling is also absolute trash with typos here and there. Not to mention it's all told in text slideshows with a really basic font. I was able to complete a few levels by simply finding my way over/around certain areas. Anything is better than trying to fight enemies that never miss & also have wallhacks.

I wouldn't support this developer at all. Nothing says scum like somebody that is blatantly asset flipping free resources. I hope to see all games like these pulled in the *hopefully* near future.
Posted September 1, 2017. Last edited September 1, 2017.
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6.5 hrs on record
In these ^ hours that I have, I learned how to speed run this game.
Posted October 16, 2015.
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